it's raining men...

everyone around me seems to b talking about partners nowadays, about men especially... this year, being the year that has the most no of invitations i had for engagements n weddings, i will try n walk down memory lane n recall all the men who ive gotten close wif, be wif, sleep wif, scandal wif, bla bla bla....

1st : 'R' aka druggie...
he was sweet, few ppl noe him deep.. i was the lucky one, or unlucky, i dunnoe... i tot him first as a guy who is jus embarassing to b wif... honestly i end up wif him jus because i sympathise wif him.. everything in his life seems like a failure.. n im glad to b the only thing successful... so i gloat over it, big deal.. but mind you, he's the longest rship i had... n the hardest to get over... DAMN...

2nd : 'F' aka sweet-talker motherfocker...
the guy who noe how to say nice things abt u.. or am i the one who is innocent at the time... 1st kiss wif him... it doesnt last long though.. it felt like a chasing game in the rship... n when im tired of going round n round, i jus stop n exit... yup, jus dat... not much impact on my life...

3rd : 'R' aka gangsta-singer...
hes cute... damn cute... n i like his style... hes wif those secret society gang thingy during that tyme... although i dun reali like it, but love is blind right... so i jus went along... i seldom see him... we live quite far, 30 mins distance (dats far during my time)... oh n he has his soft spot.. he wrote poems for me, sing me a song n play his guitar... oh he even slow-danced wif me before... so wat went wrong? we jus drifted apart... dunno how it realli end... i do miss him, for a while... after that... it jus dont matter anymore...

4th : 'F' aka mute vamp...
noe him from my cousin... they same school... he plays guitar too, go jamming n stuff... hes nice, always call me almost evryday, we mit up often... i like his teeth, vampy-like wif fangs... n he has nice penmanship for a guy... he was the one who taught me how to play the guitar.... but, too bad, we didnt coomunicate much... our conversations always 'hv u eaten?' 'no homewrk today?' 'hows school?' 'so wat u duing?' n then silent... then the questions repeats themselves in random mode... so i find it quite boring... so i left.. told him on the fone... n dats it...

5th : 'I' aka desperado
this one not really i am wif him... he jus like me... actualy its a twist... im suppose to be the messenger... my fren like him so i become their postman... but int he end he fall for me.. i remmeber he wrote me this 4-page letter which i had difficulty understading it... he wrote me poems, n give me gifts n flowers... i noe, i noe.. i should b nice.. i did once, i give him a chance n went to hv a drink wif him.. n wat did we talk abt? his drama, his cca, his drama, his cca, his drama, his cca... u get the drift... nuthin else to say...

6th : 'F' aka biggie bear...
the tallest, standing at 1.85m tall... so imagine me standing nxt to him... im jus below his shouldrs... he had this mixed race look... live at the other end of the country... so we kind of meet up in the middle most of the time... what went wrong? i noe... he bad-mouthed me... saying i did this n that jus to win n b above my ex... oh n he fished out his dick for me to see.. which i tell u at that time i freaked out... being a gentleman he is, he apologise of cos... but that totally knocked me out, so i told him i wan out.... he took it badly of cos... but hell, who didnt...

7th : 'I' aka comic-magician...
he impress me wif his ability to draw comics... nice, i tell u... n he like to show me tricks, like those david blaine... a very simple guy who spend his every free time wif me, calling me... til it chokes me... i feel tied... at that time, i need adventure, roller coaster rides... n being wif him seems monotonous to me... hes a bit rough though, when we were making out, there will always be bruises on my arms n necks... or mayb i m dat sensitive.... oh well....

8th : 'A' aka emo dude...
1st guy i go out wif that has a bike... n oh, dun get me wrong... hes not my bf... jus a guy i m close wif n often go out wif him... made that clear to him.. but time n again, he always pressure me to be together... told him i cant, n he say i nvr try... how to try if i myself noe how it will end up... n hes emo, cos even when he get joked about by his closest frens, he will pull this long face... n small matter also he want to take it to heart,. like a gal... when he had try many many times, he gave up... now married wif kids.. but stil wana keep in touch wif me.. tsk tsk...

9th : 'S' aka mr. stability
the most stable guy ive ever met... he noes how to spend money, save them, invest the, bla bla bla... he strike me as sumone whose too nice too b true... mayb thats the reason why im not wif him.. nothing evil from him... n dats my lame excuse becos i lurrveeeee those dark n mysterious ones... dunno why, dun ask....

10th : 'S' aka busy bee...
i nvr had a rship that is so one-way... sriusly, we do coomunicate... but meeting up, the full moon appear in a more regular way than us... he is always busy.. busy busy... sumtimes i dun even noe whether he is working or not... i lost count of the days of his shift work... cos work or not, he will stil b at his office anyway... oh n he freaked out, especially abt commitments... so dats a bloody no-no topic for him...

11th : 'A' aka relak-one-korner...
i got engaged to this one... though not for long... 1st impression, ok ok la... after that, was like 'oh hell, wat am i getting myself into?' but he is nice actually, u can nvr caught him wif other gals... never... jus dat everything he want me to do it for him... like im his personal asst... i get so fed up dat one day i jus flipped...

11th : 'A' aka liar-liar-liar...
nice guy, bad influence from bike frens... n to cover it up, he stoopidly lie... lie abt almost everything until i tot mayb his life is jus onebig joke... so after he lie againn again n again.. i had enuff... n i told him im out... he not happy of cos... create chaos im my life after that.... urrghh! bad guy alert!

if u notice, i only have limited initials of the guys names whom i went out wif... n yea 11 of them... my fav player no, ryan giggs... (psst, man u win against arsenal... kekekeke...) so whats next? or the question should b, whos next? we'll see... we'll see....